DWTS Week 6: Sean the Future Stripper

This week is Stevie Wonder week on Dancing!  Let's see how Sean handles this one...  As you may remember, last week was Sean's best dance yet, so I hope he can keep this up.  Unfortunately, Sean is doing the Samba this week, which requires a lot of shimmy-ing... NOT his strong suit. We know he has trouble moving his hips and whatnot...  But maybe just maybe he will finally dance shirtless to boost his scores and votes a little bit!  Here's hoping...

Sean and Peta start their dance and it's just... he makes me feel uncomfortable when he moves his body and smiles awkwardly at the camera.  Is it just me?  Because really, it's not natural.  Thank GOD our prayers are answered and he loses his shirt during this dance, FINALLY.  Definitely a smart tactic to get Bruno to give them high scores for a medicore dance.  In fact, the entire second half of the dance we are so distracted by his spray-tanned abs that we aren't even watching his missteps and awkward facial expressions.

When it comes to the judges' feedback, Carrie Ann tells him to get an iPod to work on his musicality, and I agree!  That body is NOT moving with the music and is making us all feel uncomfortable!  Len says it wasn't terrible, but why does he need to take his shirt off?? Why NOT?!  Bruno says not to worry because he can always get a job as a stripper.  WHAT?! Not sure if that was an insult or a compliment, but even Bruno needs to lighten up!  I just can't believe that Sean doesn't even get cheers from BRUNO on his shirtless performance!  Yikes, this is not good.

Sean admits that doing 2 dances was just too overwhelming this week, clearly, and he ends up with straight 7's.  NOT your best, Sean!  We'll see how he does in the team dance challenge later on...

THAT is the face of a future stripper ;)  (ABC)

Luckily, Sean is on the same team as Derek for the team dance.  Thank goodness!  That means he cannot lose.  In case you have never watched this show before, Derek is literally the greatest DWTS pro of all time and I am sure this group dance will be wonderful.  Unfortunately, all the men in this group dance are wearing fake mustaches and they all look like massive pedophiles and I can't handle it.  Sean is actually not the weakest link (Andy Dick, anyone?), but he still just looks so awkward!  Regardless, it was better than the other team's dance (DUH), and they win the dance-off of course. 

We will see what happens to Sean this week- only 8 remain so I am not sure how much longer he will be around... but he HAS to beat out a couple more.  Sorry Andy Dick and Victor Ortiz, you are next.  Stay tuned to see what happens this week and next!