Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Week 9 Recap: Drama Please!

This week we get to see the big showdown between Nick and Shawn that has been building for weeks... Am I the only one who hopes they actually just straight up beat the shit out of each other? Now that would be entertainment. In other news, they are still in Ireland. Remember the good old days when they would travel to a new place every week? Has the budget been cut for recent seasons or something...? I mean, the overnight dates need to be in a tropical location to fully enjoy them!

Anyway, we start with the guy who actually has no drama and nothing wrong with him that I can see, Ben. He is such a great guy and so sweet and loving and perfect. So of course he will not win. This chick prefers drama! Kaitlyn knows that Ben is the greatest guy ever, but I'm pretty sure she will eventually say that she just doesn't feel the spark the way she does with the other two guys, even though he is the best pick. Alright, I could also be okay with Ben as the next Bachelor if they don't pick Jared. They are both great!

Well Ben and Kaitlyn enjoy a lovely day of horseback riding and dining in a castle etc etc and Kaitlyn is just happy! (It's never good when they use the word happy, that means they don't feel the passion...). Ben admits that he is very young (just turned 26!) but since he acts so mature, she doesn't care. Phew!  They get the fantasy suite invite and Ben is the sweetest person in the world when he explains that he doesn't even care about the other guys, he only ever thinks about and wants to be with her. He accepts the invite for the "best sleepover ever" and they head up for their "off camera time"... Hopefully Kaitlyn will wake up feeling in love! (Sadly I doubt it). Kaitlyn ends the date with Ben torn because she was hoping he would be a dud that she could just eliminate in favor of her top 2. But apparently she realized that he is so much better than the other guys and now doesn't know what to do! Go figure. We'll see how Shawn's date goes though...

Kaitlyn takes Shawn golfing which apparently they both love so it is perfect! Lucky for Shawn, Kaitlyn has a good swing, which makes her wife material! (Is that the qualification?) After the game, Kaitlyn makes Shawn strip down naked and streak the field, which obviously she is loving because she gets to see him naked finally... she couldn't wait until tonight?? Anyway, she is having the BEST time because she loves making people run around naked with black boxes covering their privates, BUT they are going to need to get serious tonight...

Later at dinner, Kaitlyn decides that we need to just get the whole Nick thing out on the table. Great date convo! Shawn explains his hatred for Nick and tries to rise above it, even though he is super fired up. Apparently Kaitlyn is all pissed because Shawn told the guys about being Eskimo Brothers with someone.. I mean... Not the biggest deal in the world. Have you been to college? Get over that. Kaitlyn decides they need the fantasy suite time to talk about this more, and I'm like, don't you want to use the fantasy suite time to, you know, be together? 

The next morning Shawn leaves pretty abruptly (or so it seems) and runs into... Nick! Shawn continues to talk at Nick, threatens him, and basically tells him to fuck off. They have another stupid yelling match and we are all over this. With both of them. Just pick Ben!! Kaitlyn sits down with Chris Harrison to talk it out and admits that this drama is making her lose interest in both of them... But you can tell when she talks about Nick that she clearly favors him over the others. I'm sure that will work out for you! Have fun with that one. She says she will be following her heart, which means she will not be thinking logically, which means keep the drama going!

Side note: Dear ABC, Nobody likes these middle of the episode rose ceremonies. They are supposed to be the suspenseful END of the episode that gets us excited for the next week. This stupid format just makes us not even care about the whole ceremony. So stop. Okay rant over. As the rose ceremony begins, Kaitlyn needs a minute to compose herself because she is about to break a wonderful heart! The first rose goes to Nick, duh, and none of us even care anymore. The other rose goes to Shawn and the drama continues! Is anyone surprised? Ben is a wonderful great amazing guy but he just doesn't fire her up like the other two. You are amazing and you will find a great woman who is better than Kaitlyn! Go on Bachelor in Paradise! Fall in love! Move on! Forget this bitch! Even as he leaves, he compliments her and is so sweet just saying that he will miss her. Gahhhh could we love you more?? Doesn't this remind everyone of Marcus with Andi? Go to paradise and find your Lacey and be happy forever!

Anyway, Kaitlyn just realized that her final 2 men hate each other and now she's in some deep shit. Hopefully these hometown dates will clarify things! So apparently these aren't actually hometown dates, but they are all just meeting up in Utah. Okay. Isn't the point like to see where they grew up and such...? Lame. At least do this on a tropical island! First she meets up with Nick where he awkwardly professes his love for her, and it was a total flashback to how he was with Andi... Maybe it's not so genuine after all...? At the hotel, Nick's family is totally NOT excited to do this all over again and they are literally all crying at the thought of meeting Kaitlyn. Great start! Don't worry, this time he will win and the breakup won't come for another few months, so don't cry yet! Oh yeah, remember how Nick has like 50 siblings? I had forgotten about that. So... Nick's family is super sweet and makes me actually think he is a nice guy. How could such a manipulative guy have such a wonderful family?? Kaitlyn loved meeting the family and it seems pretty obvious at this point that he is going to win. 

Well I guess we haveeee to meet Shawn's family too. And they better like her or it's over! The sisters definitely approve and Shawn and Kaitlyn all feel great about everything! So who will she choose??? Shawn ends the day by admitting the truth that he is in love with her, and Kaitlyn couldn't be happier! But now she is even more torn!!! Kaitlyn totally loses it and starts crying at the thought of sending one of them home, but we will find out in 2 weeks who she will pick! Don't worry though, the good stuff comes next week with Men Tell All- let's hope some fights break out! Til then...

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