This Season's Courtney or Tierra? Hardly.

In the last 2 weeks it has become clear that the producers needed a crazy bitch this season, and it appears like they've chosen Clare.  Unfortunately for them, she is much too stupid to be a real villain like a Courtney or a Tierra.  But for some reason, level-headed Juan Pablo is attracted to this immature moron.  Maybe he feels like he needs to take care of her like his child?  It's hard to tell if Clare truly is a bitch or if the girls just need someone to hate.  Though she does try to pull a Courtney by secretly sneaking into Juan Pablo's room late at night to go "swim in the ocean."  Wow, where ever did she get THAT idea??  This is definitely appropriate for a man who is concerned about how his daughter views him with these women.  Great role models there!  Because he is a nice guy, he does end up regretting this later and has a serious talk with Clare about fairness.  Just as if he was lecturing his child.  She has a tantrum/crying fit and he literally has to talk her off a ledge because her feelings were hurt.  She is a child!!!  Stop.  I think it is clear that Juan Pablo is merely attracted to her physically, and it is just a matter of time before he realizes how immature and straight-up dumb she really is.  I mean, just a few examples from the past 2 weeks:

"Korea?! I don't even have a kimono!" -Clare

"Korea had it's beauty, but this is like, nature." -Clare

"You know when a baby giraffe is born and it has wobbly legs?  Like, it takes a while to process things." -Clare

This girl is a winner for sure!  Granted, Clare is not the only dumb one in the bunch.  In fact, last week one of the date cards read "POP," and while they were in the home of KPop, they were all totally clueless as to what they were going to be doing. Yeah. Cream of the crop, here.

Other notables lately include good old Sharleen, who finally decided that maybe she did indeed like him, but now realizes their priorities don't line up.  I mean, just the whole thing where she doesn't want any kids, and he is a single father.  But as long as she keeps that quiet, it will all work out, don't worry.

Juan Pablo also seems really into Negative Nikki, who shockingly is a lot happier this week now that she has a one-on-one date.  But seriously, enough with the girls who are less mature than your daughter!  Aren't you looking for a wife, not another kid?!  Plus, this probably can't go too far if he can't even pronounce "pediatric"...

Some of my faves are still hanging in there, even though Andi is starting to get discouraged by going on only group dates.  She's really good at getting him to ease her worries though, and definitely still gets good attention.  But really, can she just get a one-on-one, please?  It's gotta be coming next week.

Finally, this week reinforced my point that Renee truly is the best choice for him, and luckily Juan Pablo seems to be recognizing this.  Unfortunately, he is too worried about the whole kid thing and therefore is wary about kissing her.  What if Ben and Camila see?!?  Please.  This guy is probably the biggest hypocrite I've seen in awhile.  Last week he freaked that he had already kissed 6 girls, and therefore would NOT kiss anyone new.  He wants to set a good example for Camila!  However, somehow he forgets that whole thing by the time this week's group date rolls around, when he goes to town making out with just about everyone.  So apparently it's important to set a good example, unless you think someone is super sexy, then it's okay to go late-night swimming in the ocean with a random ho.  So, your daughter only stops you when it comes to certain girls??  He finally gets over it with Renee and she gets the kiss she's been dying for, thank goodness.  But maybe he's NOT the stand-up guy we all thought he was...

We're not sure how we feel about this guy anymore... (ABC)

This week, THREE women were eliminated, and thank goodness for it- this season can't go by fast enough!  He sends home some randos who we barely even knew (Danielle and Alli) and the good old dog lover, Kelly.  Are any of us shocked by this one?  Hardly.  Maybe he'll eliminate another 3 next week, too, and we can get this season over with!  Or will there actually be real drama coming up?? We will see... stay tuned!